Auteur : elfarock
Fanfic!Snape: *acts like he’s never been touched in his life and hisses when anyone gets within 20 feet of him*
Canon!Snape: *has no concept of personal space and talks to people three inches from their face for no reason*
Avengers: Sad, depressed, almost ready to give up
Scott Lang:
THE WORST PART???
Tony is probably sitting up there thinking “A slow, agonizing, death alone in space? I deserve exactly this.”
AND I CANNNNT.
THE WORST PART???
Tony is probably sitting up there thinking “A slow, agonizing, death alone in space? I deserve exactly this.”
AND I CANNNNT.
i’m glad that marvel thought of a title that could resonate with the fans
Tony : oxygen might end tomorrow morning
Me, furiously blowing in the direction of space : BREATHE
Either Valkyrie or Carol is gonna save Tony, I’m calling it now
Consider: both
I need a squad of ladies to do this. Carol, Valkyrie, and Rescue Pepper. I need it.
Please andthank you ladies, SAVE MY TONY from certain death!!!!
Jimmys Seafood and PETA, ironically, have beef.
Scorched. Earth.














